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accioconfusion:
officialunitedstates:
I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms. what does cnn stand for? literally no one knows the answer
cable news network
could be. literally no one knows

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

lowreswunderbred:

same

kingjaffejoffer:

This is the kind of meme your mom posts on Facebook 8 months from now

co-rinn-an-samh-sin:

thespectacularspider-girl:
tastefullyoffensive:
Aku, the seal, from Mombetsu Land in Hokkaido, Japan happily hugs a plushie toy version of himself. (photos via Twitter)
“You can talk to me and my son any time!”
@devilinhighheels @captaincasualspeaking

parks-and-rex:

dekutree:
ripiz:
ME
this is so true omfg

bellygangstaboo:

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today, I can’t breathe

twerkinterrorist:

Why Muffy got a stripper pole in her room?

overtextposts:

koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom